How To Cry On Demand

Whether it's for a potential acting gig or to manipulate your significant other, here are the steps to cry real tears on demand :

1. Focus your mind
2. Think about someone you love dearly ( like a parent or loved one)
3. Imagine a scenario where they are getting hurt in a horrific painful way (burned alive or torture)
4. Imagine this person begging and screaming in agony
5. Let you mind flow with the scenario until tears begin to well in your eyes
6. Keep going for a real water show!

Depression Test

1. Do you feel like you're always tired or fatigued? 

2. Have you lost interest in everything you used to love?

3. Do you have intense feelings of guilt?

4. Do you feel worthless?

5. Are you sleeping all the time, or not at all?

6. Do you have recurring thoughts of your death?

7. Do you fantasize about committing suicide?

8. Have you lost your interest in sex, or having extreme promiscuous sex out of the blue?

9. Do you think everyone else would be better of without you?

10. Aside from dieting, have you gained or lost a lot of weight?

11. Do you have high levels of stress or anxiety?

12. Do you fake smile when people are around so nobody knows you're sad?

13. Do you cry often?

14. Do you feel like you've run out of tears?

15. Do you often think you hate yourself?

16. Do you have constant chronic pain or headaches?

If you've answered yes to at least 3 of these questions you are clinically depressed. It is recommended that you see a psychologist, or therapist, to receive the treatment you desperately need. Get help before it is too late!

If someone you know is experiencing these symptoms they need help!